• New Yorker: Give me all your fucking money!!
  • My Brother: Uh?
  • New Yorker: I'm just kidding.
  • My Mam: I'm glad you are.
  • New Yorker: Now you can go home and tell your family some n****r tried to rob you.
  • My Mam: Uh?
  • New Yorker: I'm just kidding. Bye.